Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
You were trust falling into bushes
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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