need another drink. this is the easiest way
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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