My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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