yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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