Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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