she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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