AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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