i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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