My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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