Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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