I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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