Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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