Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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