I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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