i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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