My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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