his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
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