So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
