I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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