everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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