If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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