Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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