I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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