didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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