Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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