He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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