Define "chronic" masturbator.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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