boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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