Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
