its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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