What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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