alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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