Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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