My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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