Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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