i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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