You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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