i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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