the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
sarcasm needs its own font
people are starting to question the shark bite story
she pinky promised me she was 18
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize