your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
