Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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