I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
We had sex on a dog bed..
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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