Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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