i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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