i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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