Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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