Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
my shit smells like andre
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
be right there i have to get my cape
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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