did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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