69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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