So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
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